a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
im (hopefully) not gonna be on tumblr this weekend. i am gonna try to paint something and not half ass it and it will be awesome. if i am on tumblr please tell me to go make art, thank you.
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
i was over at a friend’s house and his little sister made us cookies and she was like “don’t eat them right away they’re hot” and without thinking i immediately responded “fire cannot kill a dragon”